Policy Roast: When Compliance Theater Becomes Fraud
Delve marketed SOC 2 and ISO compliance it didn't have. That's not a mistake—it's false advertising.
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Policy Roast: NIST's DNS Security Guide While Federal Agencies Still Run Unpatched DNS
NIST publishes comprehensive DNS security guide while federal agencies continue operating vulnerable, unpatched DNS infrastructure.
Exhibit A(I): CISA warns of active exploitation of Microsoft SharePoint vulnerability (CVE-2026-20963)
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has warned organizations about the active exploitation of a critical vulnerability in
Policy Roast: CIRCIA's 72-Hour Reporting Window Is Already Obsolete
CISA's 72-hour incident reporting rule assumes breaches are discovered instantly. Reality: most take 200+ days to detect.
The Docket: Eight-Month Notification Delays Are Not Anomalies Anymore
Three healthcare breaches announced the same week with similar delays. The notification timeline is the second vulnerability.
Policy Roast: JCPenney's AI Makeup Advisor Just Became a $50M BIPA Liability
Virtual try-on tech meets Illinois biometric law. JCPenney faces class action over facial scanning without consent. Again.
Policy Roast: AI Companies Pay $12.5M to Clean Up the Mess AI Created
Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft just funded open source security. Specifically, security from AI-generated vulnerability spam their tools created.